Structuring Random Thoughts

Here are my alternative top 5 ways in which I think Twitter will change the world:

1) People will have advanced warning as to which of their new friends are going to end up irritating the hell out of them.

2) People will no longer applaud something by clapping, they will drum their fingers as if on an imaginary keyboard. (credit for this one goes to Liz Strauss at Jeff Pulver’s #140conf).

3) With everyone looking down at screens all the time, humans will begin to recognize each other by the unique hair growth patterns around the crown of the head.

4) The size of the average human thumb will shrink by 5% per generation until it is just slightly bigger than a letter on the keyboard of an iphone.

5) People who don’t have a mobile phone will also learn how to recognize words that have been shortened for convenience by leaving out the vowels.

Do you think I’m off the mark?

Yes ? Well

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